What Are You Really Burning? (Australian Fan-Made Verison)/Transcript

A Goofy Movie (June 29, 1995-December 31, 2004)
(shows a poster on a background)

Narrator: Disney makes great films

(poster burning)

Narrator: and it's just not disney saying that, but film piracy puts all this in risk, burning, buying, and downloading pirated films may seem harmless

(poster and background rips, and shows the text "What Are You Really Burning?")

Narrator: but at the end, what are you really burning is a feature of our film industry (fades to black)

A Bug's Life (January 11, 1999-December 26, 2004 (Pixar version)
(shows a poster on a background)

Narrator: We all love seeing a good disney film.

(poster burning)

Narrator: but, with film piracy now costing two-hundred and thirty million dollars a year, expect to see a lot less, burning, buying, and download pirated films may seem harmless

(poster and background rips)

Narrator: but What Are You Really Burning is a Feature of Disney films. (fades to black)

Men in Black (June 29, 1995-December 30, 2004) (Live action version)
(shows a poster on a background)

Narrator: Columbia makes great films.

(Poster burns)

Narrator: but with film piracy now costing two hundred and thirty million dollars a year, expect to see a lot less, burning, buying and downloading pirated films may seem harmless

(poster and background rips and shows the text "What Are You Really Burning?")

Narrator: but what are you really burning, is a Feature of Columbia films (fades to black)

Final Note (for the traditional 1995-2004 one): it was retired in December 31, 2004 then around January 1, 2005, they recorded and redone the music with a organ and drone playing on the background and redone it in CGI

2005-2012 (CGI rendered version)
TBA...